How to tell you haven't gone out in a while...

10. You are very thankful to your sisters-in-law for giving you fashionable clothes, otherwise you would have nothing to wear.
9. It takes you an hour to get ready, when generally it takes about 10 minutes.
8. You re-do your eye makeup twice, after realizing the first 'smokey eye look' looks more like two black eyes.
7. You try to find a comb in order to tease your hair and realize you don't have one.
6. You eventually find a comb and try to tease your hair, which doesn't work, so you stick to your regular hair do.
5. You have two naps and a cup of coffee in order to prepare.
4. You put music on in order to 'get in the mood' and realize you have no idea what's playing on the radio these days.
3. You have been looking forward to this night out for three whole days.
2. You still don't know what shoes to wear.

And the number one way to tell you haven't gone out in a while...
1. You actually google 'Can I wear my yoga pants out?' (turns out you shouldn't)

Conclusion: I'm officially getting old and would rather be comfortable than stylish.